I’m a fan of Dr. Reed Timmer, the extreme weather meteorologist and tornado chaser. I believe in what he is doing so much I joined “Team Dominator” as a Dominator Fore member. They’re doing real science and having a good time AND entertaining/informing viewers of their live streams.

With that in mind, you’d think from reading X and the replies to Dr. Timmer’s post that he’s a stupid poo poo head.

Alex here has a hard on for weather modification. it really turns him on.

Rite!? Rite!? Rite!? Never ending Illuminati cabal plots to rain on Ian Scott’s parade.

The funny part is that Reed Timmer inspired a character in Twisters so The Meterological Shiznit’s comment makes no sense.

Well, you see Billy. Can I call you Billy? Human psychology is a very interesting topic.

Man that edge is sharp. No one is allowed to enjoy things that I hate.

Well Jee willicers Jimmy, if you watch you’ll notice that Team Dominator has a tendency to attract positive attention and they’re conscious of the damage tornados cause. Also, a little research will show you that Team Dominator has a rapid response team that assists with tornado disasters.

If it isn’t 8k, and a hand doesn’t reach out of the screen to increase pleasure, then it just isn’t worth the time.

Studio Minds is also capable of solving world hunger, too bad that is also an illusion.

Alex! I thought a chemtrail had melted you!

You should ask Alex about chemtrails.

There’s so much more but there’s also a lot where it’s hard to tell if the poster is being serious or just trolling. That doesn’t mean I had to dig to find these, it just means, again, X is a complete waste of time.

Fight me on Mastodon!

It’s going about as good as you think it is. Meaning…

So random user #2 does what people on X generally do, they ask Grok about it:

People who have heard of Apeel will know what it is and that there’s literally no real controversy. In fact a web search (imagine that in 2025) yields the wikipedia article with an entire section on a disinformation campaign against the product in 2023: Apeel Sciences – Wikipedia

Don’t get me wrong, I really don’t like Grok’s response. Some may criticize Apeel, but those people also most likely believe in chemtrails. (More on that in a moment.)

So naturally, as people do on X, random user #3 chimes in.

Who are they, dear random user?

Random user #4 blasts into the scene and comes to our aid with…. Oh…. Oh damn…

What is it about contrails that gets all the conspiracy theory weirdos moist? It’s literally water vapor. So no one responds until, here comes Random user #5 on to the scene taking the bait hook line and sinker!

I mean, there’s always one, right? So Grok of course replies with this.

I mostly agree with Grok but I do wonder how much co2 was produced on this response. Anyway. It isn’t long before random user #3 comes back with this wtf inducing diatribe:

What?

I mean. Wow. Textbook no evidence, just “vibe posting” from rando #3 here. For people not in the United States, this is the kind of people our public education system has produced. Critical thinking is gone, long live chemtrails and flat earth!

Meanwhile the real airplane conspiracy lives on…

Moscow says SpaceX’s internet service ‘cannot be officially used here in any way’.

Source: Elon Musk denies selling Starlink to Russia after Ukraine claims use in war

I supposed I shouldn’t be surprised Starlink made its way over to Russia. I’m hoping to be surprised if Elon does something about it. I’m not holding my breath. Effective altruists don’t really care about the present day and it doesn’t take the chosen one any closer to mars, so….